YOU ARE PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN WHEN

YOU ARE PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN WHEN:

~ You call a bathing suit a 'swimming costume'

~ You call a traffic light a 'robot'.

~ You call an elevator a 'lift'

~ You call a hood a 'bonnet'

~ You call a trunk a 'boot'

~ You call a pickup truck a 'bakkie'

~ You call a Barbeque a 'Braai'

~ The employees dance in front of the building to show how unhappy they are. (TOI TOI)

~ The SABC advertises and shows highlights of the programme you just finished watching
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~ You get cold easily. Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather. 16 C..more like just below 40 C is Arctic!!

~ You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you've never had any.

~ You can sing your national anthem in four languages, and you have no idea what it means in any of them.

~ You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Mandela.

~ You go to braais regularly, where you eat boerewors and swim, sometimes simultaneously.

~ You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's licence when stopped by a traffic officer.

~ You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement.

~ You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car.

~ When you are a victim of crime and say: 'At least I'm still alive'.

~ You know a taxi can move twice it's certified number of people in one trip.

~ You travel 100's of kilometres to see snow.

~ You know the rules of Rugby better than any referee

~ To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750.

~ More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election.

~ People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence and Given, Patience, Portion, Coronation.

~ 'Now now' or 'just now' can mean anything from a minute to a month.

~ You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction.

~ Travelling at 120 km/h you're the slowest vehicle on the highway/freeway.

~ You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it.

~ A bullet train is being introduced, but we can't fix potholes.

~ The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday.

~ You paint your car's registration on the roof.

~ You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital.

~ You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one.

~ Prisoners go on strike.

~ You don't stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks your car.

~ You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once.

~ Ruwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high.
~ You consider a high crime rate as normal.

~ You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from SA.

The New RALF

In the spirit of comic-book art i decided to "remake" RALF, though i never post any pic of him in my blog, accept in my banner.
I hope ya'll like it...

Original:

New:

Comic-Con 2008 Update

Yep over the weekend MK vs DC released interesting new consurning the roster...

Who is it?
well....


Need any words? I think not...

Also announced was:

MK: Kitana and Jax
DCU: Greenlatern (Hal Jordan) and Joker...

still dont believe me?
Check this out:


**NOTE: the reaction on JAX :D funny!

SHAZAM!

As I said, here he is...

Captain Marvel!

Worldscollide facelift and NEW RENDER

Yes this is true http://www.worldscollide.com/ got a new look yesterday, and boy what an improvment it is, everything neatly catacorized and the new E3 trailer availible for downloading..





As comic-con started, they lived up to their promise, so far, they have brought foward Mr. Earthrealm Champion LUI KANG





I must say, this Lui Kang actually looks good, thank goodness nomore ZOMBIE KANG, for the very first time he looks like a real champion, look at him wearing that belt with PRIDE!!!

As i promise, as soon as any new development arises it can be found right here, Captain Marvel seems next on the llist to have a HD Render, cant wait for that SHAZAM!!!!

Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe E3 2008 Stage Show Demo

MK vs DC May Be Kool Afterall...

What is there to say, everybody who knows me is still trying to shut me up about MK vs DC...

First it was hard to get a grip on, but since day 1 I knew this was going to ROCK
need proof nonbelievers???





OWN3DGE to all you HATERZZZZZZ

Sub Zero's Bad Day

It's a small vid i made with Pivot...

was bored at work and kinda had this running in my mind, so i tried to be creative...

Enjoy!

This is not a "I hate Sub Zero" video!

E3 Trailer OF MK vs DC and New Renders

It's been a while since I posted anything here, something to be ashamed about, but the reason for my abcense is valid.

I recently began trolling on Midway's forums, got myself in some interesting thinking about Ed Boon's website and the clues he left, that still remains unsolved...

After seeing the puzzles and make my brain think for the first time since the birth of sliced bread, I kinda need to switch off...

Over the weekend Gamspot released the new E3 Trailer of MK vs DC:










To me, this is pure genuise, Ed Boon always manage to pull a damn rabit out of his eyebrows...



See, told you he got some wicked eyebrows...

New Character render:

Shang Tsung:

That reminds me, i also forgot to post Catwoman....

And this was suppose to be a "T" rated game...

Also announced was two new Characters:

MK: Lui Kang

DC: Captain Marvel

I don't know how long it'll be before we get them Renders but as soon as it's out, it'll be here 2....

New MK Renders availible

Here is the 2 new Renders availible for the upcoming MK game:

The Flash:

And Sonya Blade:

Copy Content for UT3

I DO NOT KNOW HOW!!!!!

Alternative Costumes Ideas for MK vs DC

Mortal Kombat Universe:

Sub Zero:


Scorpion:


Sonya Blade:


Sang Tsung:


DC Universe:

Batman:


Superman:


The Flash:


Catwoman:

Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe Trailer

I know this is a bit late, but better late then never?

Gametrailer TV feat. Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe

Mortal Kombat VS. DC Preview Friday Night 1 AM at Gametrailers.com

Funny Clips of the Week

MK vs DC: Ed Boon Interview